Typical
I am married to probably the greatest husband ever. That said, Cranky has annoying quirks, just like anyone.
A typical sample:
Cranky comes home early from work and plops himself down in front of his computer and turns on the TV. The kids are playing with me in Cranky Jr. #1's room. The phone rings. It is our babysitter calling for me. I head to our room to pick it up. As I begin speaking the kids start screaming. Cranky looks at me and points in their direction - meaning I should go deal with it while I'm on the phone and he is just sitting there. After I hang up I express my annoyance. His response?
"Well, I'm not supposed to be home right now."
A typical sample:
Cranky comes home early from work and plops himself down in front of his computer and turns on the TV. The kids are playing with me in Cranky Jr. #1's room. The phone rings. It is our babysitter calling for me. I head to our room to pick it up. As I begin speaking the kids start screaming. Cranky looks at me and points in their direction - meaning I should go deal with it while I'm on the phone and he is just sitting there. After I hang up I express my annoyance. His response?
"Well, I'm not supposed to be home right now."
posted by Cranky's Wife @ 9:48 AM
3 Comments:
At 12:02 PM,
Capt. Fogg said…
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance, etc. etc.
At 7:20 PM,
Crankyboy said…
That Cranky guy sounds like a true poet-philosopher.
At 6:35 AM,
Capt. Fogg said…
And ye shall know that I am the Fogg when I put my (suitably gloved) fingers upon thee.
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